For David from Hertfordshire. If you do not understand my English, you will have a hard time understanding my Spanish. There is always gardening :-) Servants Poor Professor Higgins! Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins! All day long On his feet; Up and down until he's numb; Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat; Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins! Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds; Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m. On through midnight ev'ry night. One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins! Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins! Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain. Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"... Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! Henry By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it! Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain! ...